Before I bore you with details of my crazy life the last week, I am excited going to tell you about my adventure yesterday. So. Aniela and I are out shopping all day because I have been extremely overwhelmed with my circumstance the last week, so I needed to get out and spend money and grocery shop. I am always prepared when I shop, especially at Wal-Mart. I get out my very convenient shopping cart cover for Auni, I wipe the bars (she likes to eat them, geez she likes to eat everything), grab the sanitizer and the shopping list, oh' yeah and not to forget the wallet etc. Then we head in. I tend to dilly dally because I love to shop! BTW The following information is rated "R." But yesterday, I had a bathroom emergency. YUCK! I hate using Wally's bathrooms (they are NEVER clean). But, what was I to do? So I grab Auni, my purse, and leave the cart in the doorway and run to the toilet. Oh' Sheeza! What am I gunna do with my Auni, I can't leave her on the floor. Grrr. Well. I put her in my lap. And there she sat until I had to the do the infamous wipe clean. So I stand her up, barely holding on to her, OMG, this is getting too detailed. Anyways, it was VERY complicated.
And you thought that was the end of my brutal honesty? LOL. NOT!
So I hear the rain pouring on the roof, and I look at Auni and say, Uh Oh! We better get an umbrella. Well its time to leave and I go out the front door and to my amazement, its not just pouring, its more than pouring! OH SHEEZA! Now what do I do? Wait? or Go? Because these clouds look awfully horrendous. And they don't seem to be hurrying. GO!
Poor me. Auni was well protected, but me, well I should have just gotten naked and taken a shower, I WAS DRENCHED! So needless to say Aniela experienced her first downpour and mommy experienced one of her first real sacrifices of comfort.
Prepared? Me? Well of course I was prepared, but not for all that!
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